Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
