You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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