So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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