Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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