how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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