Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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