just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just invented taco cereal.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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