I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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