Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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