The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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