let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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