i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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