Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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