how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If I die, sorry about rent.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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