don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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