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(319): View more from Iowa

you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met

(1-319): View more from Iowa

thanks it was an honor just to be nominated

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!

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(912): View more from Georgia

you dipped you banana in queso last night.

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(937): View more from Ohio

We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon

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(325): View more from Texas

She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...

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(865): View more from Tennessee

to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.

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(705): View more from Ontario

HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN

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