she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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