its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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