Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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