officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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