big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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