But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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