I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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