ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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