i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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