no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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