I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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