3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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