Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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