he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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