i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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