Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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