ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
