Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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