Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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