im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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