I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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