Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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