Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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