And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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