He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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