Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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