How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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