After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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