Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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