Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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