...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I have post one night stand depression
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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