I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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