when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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