chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My dick has a subreddit
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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