we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Duck Duck Cougar?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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